Mother of the Year

Seeing as how we’re well into December and I blew any chances for the above distinction back around the first hour day week of January I figure I’ve got nothing to lose. I’ll try again at the first of the year, but for now it’s like I’ve got carte blanche to be the worst mother in the entire universe.

Why, just this morning I made Katie wear pants to school. I KNOW! Can you believe I would do that? I mean, yes, it was a balmy 26 so it wasn’t like her little sundress* wasn’t entirely appropriate. I just felt like ruining her life. It’s a very liberating and satisfying feeling.

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I have over 400 unread posts in Google Reader and I’m so afraid I’m going to have to dump them all. I just haven’t had the time or the gumption to go through all of them and I apologize.

*Katie wouldn’t normally wear a sundress to school in winter, but it’s for the play she’s in tonight. They’re putting it on for the school this afternoon and she didn’t want to have to change at school. I just wonder how long the sweats she put on underneath are going to last.

10 Comments

  1. Monnik on December 5, 2008 at 10:30 am

    I’m way behind on google reader too. Hard to keep up.You are such a mean mom. 😉

  2. Lori on December 5, 2008 at 11:37 am

    GASP. You meanie. However, just sayin’… you can’t be the meanest mom in the world. That distinction belongs to me. Just ask Steve. He once told me I was meaner than Pharaoh. So there.

  3. Travis Erwin on December 5, 2008 at 12:43 pm

    My google reader is up above 500 but I’m slowly going through it today. Probably won’t get to them all however.

  4. beans on December 5, 2008 at 1:35 pm

    Bad mama!

  5. His Girl on December 6, 2008 at 1:48 am

    totally hear you, sistahfriend. happens to the best of us.

  6. Becky on December 6, 2008 at 2:56 pm

    LOL.I was recently scowled at for making Jericho wear a TIE and dresshirt to his recital.

  7. Becky on December 6, 2008 at 2:58 pm

    P.S. You mean you have other things going on besides blog reading this month? 😉

  8. Lynilu on December 6, 2008 at 5:05 pm

    I gave up on google reader because I always felt overwhelmed. It made me feel pressured at the volume somehow. I do better when I simply read at my own pace. And feel guilty on my own!:D

  9. The Daily Bee on December 7, 2008 at 2:09 am

    Geesh! 400? I am waaaaaaay to lazy to subscribe to that many blogs. I don’t know how you try to do it…Mean Mommy! What if Katie wanted to look like a cute smurf? lol

  10. Drewpy Drew on December 7, 2008 at 2:12 pm

    26 degrees? Maybee it was her snowdress.BTW – I’m back on the map, so please stop by when you get a chance. Peace out.

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