It’s obvious I can’t be left alone for an entire weekend. I have no self control and now I’m paying for my weekend of debauchery.
I over-indulged with too many salty foods. Feta stuffed green olives, Salt & Vinegar chips, peanuts… It’s going to take gallons of water to flush all that salt out of my body. My eyes are swollen, my tongue is swollen, my fingers are swollen. I don’t think I’ll weigh myself tomorrow.